I met my wife and son who were at the beach playground. When my toddler saw me, he got excited and ran around in circles, then bolting off in the direction of a dirt path that led to a gas yard.
A toddle can’t run that fast so I followed him and as he was running, giggling down the path, 3 mosquitos attach themselves to his back. Aaah!
I quickly put my right forearm between his legs and used my left arm to hold his shoulder, hoisting him up and running out of that area.
My son is laughing hysterically as I am running, carrying him back to the playground and my wife sees us running towards he. She doesn’t know what going on but she sees the swam of mosquitos behind me as I get closer to her. She watches them trail me as I pass her.
They didn’t care for my son so much when I put him down next to the slide, but they got a wiff of me and they wanted blood!
“You know, only females suck blood.”
Great! Bloodthirsty females with wings chasing me around a playground 🙁