This past 4th of July weekend was okay. Friday I couldn’t do much since I have a 18 month old son and when you have one, you can’t really go out and party like you did… pre-child. Anyway, my wife and I watched “Dodgeball” on Friday;<\/p>\n
“If you can dodge a WRENCH, then you can dodge a dodgeball!”<\/p>\n
Classic! Pure classic! If you haven’t seen it, then there is something wrong with you… \ud83d\ude09 Anyway, on Saturday I went skeet and trap shooting for the first time \ud83d\ude42 Lots of fun until I noticed that I was developing a black and blue mark on my pec. I guess I didn’t hold the shotgun close enough to me…<\/p>\n
Sunday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to take my son over to Eisenhower park to play in the children’s playground. Good idea I thought… until we got there.<\/p>\n
The park played out more like a block party in Washington Heights rather than a State park where it would be quiet and serene. My son didn’t care, and we were there… so why not make the best of it?<\/p>\n
Well, we were in the kids play area and my son was crawling up and down the stairs. Another kid, around 8 years old, was standing inside the playpen. He was standing in front of a clear plastic semi-sphere window and then proceeded to take out his penis and pee!<\/p>\n
“Hey! What are you doing?! You can’t pee there!” I said.<\/p>\n
The kid just looked at me with a straight face and kept peeing. The pee ran inside the clear globe and down like a mini waterfall of urine.<\/p>\n
“Hey, honey!” I said to my wife, “That kid is peeing in there!”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god… Oooooh kay. Time to go”, wife said.<\/p>\n
With that, we picked up my son, who didn’t understand why we were leaving so quickly, and left.<\/p>\n
That kid just went back to his two brothers and acted like nothing had happened.<\/p>\n
That thought. The idea that some kid just peed into a playpen without any remorse tells me that something is really wrong with him. That just killed it for me.<\/p>\n
What is wrong with this kid?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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