{"id":34,"date":"2008-01-15T22:31:57","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T03:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaimerios.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2008-01-15T22:31:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T03:31:57","slug":"ah-yes-but-will-it-blend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Ah, yes&#8230; but will it blend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230; Apple somehow did it again. They came out with something that has outdone themselves, which seems impossible, but they&#8217;ve done. This of course is the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/macbookair\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"MacBook Air\" rel=\"noopener\">MacBook Air<\/a>. I don&#8217;t know how they do, but they did it. Maybe they have a secret lab filled with little Aliens they stole from New Mexico or maybe they a room filled with genetically altered scientists whose frontal lobes are suspended by\u00a0balloons,\u00a0being that they are too heavy for their own necks to support, or something\u00a0weird\u00a0like that! The point is, they have a\u00a0knack\u00a0for coming out with things that other people wish they have invented.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, there I am, sitting in my cubicle, looking at this wonderful technological feat when John came over and saw what I was looking at.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is the thinest laptop&#8230;&#8221;, I said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah, yes&#8230; but <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold\">will it blend<\/span>?&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Will it what?\u00a0Apparently,\u00a0I have been living under a rock because this is referring to a a shameless advertisement for a blender company found on, you guessed it!, YouTube:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qg1ckCkm8YI&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qg1ckCkm8YI&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230; Apple somehow did it again. They came out with something that has outdone themselves, which seems impossible, but they&#8217;ve done. This of course is the\u00a0MacBook Air. I don&#8217;t know how they do, but they did it. Maybe they have a secret lab filled with little Aliens they stole from New Mexico or maybe they &#8230; <a title=\"Ah, yes&#8230; but will it blend?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/?p=34\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ah, yes&#8230; but will it blend?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-not-so-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaimerios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}